Party of One

Socks missing from the dryer go to Sock-Ville!

November 29th, 2007 Alison

And this is how it goes..

Throw Your Hamster in the Garbage

November 28th, 2007 Alison

My friends have a hamster that’s a big jerk and bites them when they try to hold him, so I told them they should throw him in the garbage.. and then drew a picture of it for them so they could understand how it would work!

Shark Attack! Play dead?

November 27th, 2007 Alison

I once took one of those Survival Quizzes where they ask a series of multiple choice questions, and then tell you if you would survive life (or whatever). One of the questions was what to do if you see a shark fin break the water near to you. One of the options is to play dead. The reason why this answer is incorrect is because “…playing dead will confuse the shark. It can sense that you’re not dead and may bite you to get a response.”

This is what it would probably look like after you’ve seen the fin, and before it’s decided to take a bite…

Toni Bulloni’s Panzerottis + Blog Nothing Tomorrow (two posts for the price of one!)

November 25th, 2007 Alison

First, tomorrow is Blog Nothing Day to support the writer’s strike, so I won’t be posting anything.

Now on to the real business, here’s a drawing I did of my first experience at Toni Bulloni’s in Yorkville. My friend Liz told me “when you see the size of the panzerottis you’re going to shit” and I asked “Like this? Huuuuuhhhhhh!” That may not seem too eventful, but this was within the first month at a new job, and was the first time I made a joke there.. haha

Burton GTwin - Cracked

November 24th, 2007 Alison

I just went out snowboarding for the first time of the season on my brand new Burton 06/07 GTwin snowboard. After a great day, I was toweling off my board, and noticed two vertical cracks in the top sheet. Lame. I’ll be calling Skiis & Biikes on Monday to talk to their warranty guy to see what’s gonna happen :(

06/07 Burton GTwin - Cracked

**UPDATE** (Dec 10/07)

I just got back from picking up my (GTwin 07/08) replacement board.. sick!

Warranty Replacement

Replacement 07/08 Burton GTwin

Asshole! (Card Game)

November 23rd, 2007 Alison

I won a game of asshole.. my friend Liz lost..

Rebus

November 19th, 2007 Alison

I wasn’t sure what a rebus was, so I drew what I thought it was, based on the word “re-bus” (which turned out to kind of be a rebus anyway..)

Salmon Arm

November 18th, 2007 Alison

There’s a town in BC called Salmon Arm

Ghosts at the Keg Mansion in Toronto?

November 18th, 2007 Alison

A friend and I were being taken to the Keg Mansion on Jarvis for dinner one night, and since it’s supposed to be haunted, we were hoping to see a ghost. I drew a picture of what the encounter might be like, but we’ll never know, because we didn’t see a ghost.

Kamploops

November 16th, 2007 Alison

A guy at my old work tried to tell me that Kamloops is really Kamploops (and he wasn’t pulling my leg.. that’s what he thought it was)