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Shark Attack! Play dead?

I once took one of those Survival Quizzes where they ask a series of multiple choice questions, and then tell you if you would survive life (or whatever). One of the questions was what to do if you see a shark fin break the water near to you. One of the options is to play dead. The reason why this answer is incorrect is because “…playing dead will confuse the shark. It can sense that you’re not dead and may bite you to get a response.”

This is what it would probably look like after you’ve seen the fin, and before it’s decided to take a bite…

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  1. Hilarious! I’ll adopt this strategy the next time a shark is inspecting me

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