Party of One

OLD!!

I drew this for one of my sales reps on his 31st birthday. He’s sensitive about his age…

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Dragging Ass

So you know how you say “I’ve got to drag my ass home.. “?

This is what it looks like:

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Why Are Pirates So Scary?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrr!

Get it? Arrrrrrr! HA!

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I Like Dinosaurs!

So I drew some!

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Lobster Meets Hawaiian Pizza

Who needs Photoshop when you have Paint?

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Socks missing from the dryer go to Sock-Ville!

And this is how it goes..

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Throw Your Hamster in the Garbage

My friends have a hamster that’s a big jerk and bites them when they try to hold him, so I told them they should throw him in the garbage.. and then drew a picture of it for them so they could understand how it would work!

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Shark Attack! Play dead?

I once took one of those Survival Quizzes where they ask a series of multiple choice questions, and then tell you if you would survive life (or whatever). One of the questions was what to do if you see a shark fin break the water near to you. One of the options is to play dead. The reason why this answer is incorrect is because “…playing dead will confuse the shark. It can sense that you’re not dead and may bite you to get a response.”

This is what it would probably look like after you’ve seen the fin, and before it’s decided to take a bite…

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Toni Bulloni’s Panzerottis + Blog Nothing Tomorrow (two posts for the price of one!)

First, tomorrow is Blog Nothing Day to support the writer’s strike, so I won’t be posting anything.

Now on to the real business, here’s a drawing I did of my first experience at Toni Bulloni’s in Yorkville. My friend Liz told me “when you see the size of the panzerottis you’re going to shit” and I asked “Like this? Huuuuuhhhhhh!” That may not seem too eventful, but this was within the first month at a new job, and was the first time I made a joke there.. haha

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Burton GTwin - Cracked

I just went out snowboarding for the first time of the season on my brand new Burton 06/07 GTwin snowboard. After a great day, I was toweling off my board, and noticed two vertical cracks in the top sheet. Lame. I’ll be calling Skiis & Biikes on Monday to talk to their warranty guy to see what’s gonna happen

**UPDATE** (Dec 10/07)

I just got back from picking up my (GTwin 07/08) replacement board.. sick!

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